History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Face it girls are complicated. Relationships are like giving a caveman a laptop computer, ridiculous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another misconception is that an order is canceled when you hit 'cancel' on your computer. But, the fact is it's canceled only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Little problems become big problems. Parents are more attached to work than family. Kid's have computers & gaming devices as best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Python is good enough for code that only has to respond to a single user at human speed, but not usually for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it's time to let some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We turn off the TV, video games and computer - except for homework - during the week. The TV's reserved for Friday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For God’s sake, let us be men not monkeys minding machines or sitting with our tails curled while the machine amuses us,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“As ever new aspects of this system come to light, we see the contours of a highly complex global machine that serves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sewing machine is one of the useful things ever invented. Singer saw his wife labouring over the tedious process of sewing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why should you pick the same colour as the popular people, when there's planty of other colours? Be original person, not a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Chromebook 13 is up for pre-order today, starting at $279 with a 1,366 x 768 display, and $299 for the full… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy 4th of July, I'll be celebrating Independence Day by staring at the computer screen and reading about other people's celebrations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest thing that has ever come from this technological era is the 'Clear History' option on computers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't care how many computers they put in the classroom or how much money schools spend. How can the education system… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Others take us forward, they're called dreams. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It amazes me how someone can hide behind a computer screen and say such nasty things to people. Words can kill, remember… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The computer said press any key to continue and you couldn't find the key named "anykey" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like a computer. Once in a while you get viruses but your anti-virus gives them back double. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nowadays it's more important for a language to be convenient for humans than to be cheap for the computer.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This really smart kid at my school got a 291 on a computer math test, and he's upset. while I'm over here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Programs should be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Problems are like washing machines. they twist us, spin us and knock us around but in the end we come out cleaner,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed is a time machine. I lay down for 5 minutes and the next thing I know, its 5 hours later... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Problems are like washing machine. They twist, they spin and knock us around. But in the end we come out cleaner, brighter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since, however, it is immaterial whether the work is done by assistants or a machine, I decided to build a machine equivalent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who spends their weekends on the computer,eating, and watching movies all by themselves? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People can be anybody they want behind a computer. Don't always expect them to be as cool in real life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
