Never too tired. You don't have to be a machine to produce something wonderful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
99.99% of people backspace their whole password, when they just mess up one letter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With current technology it is possible to put four floppy disk drives in a personal computer. It is just that doing so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, it's time to admit that the computers have surpassed our ability to interpret complicated Captcha images. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As beautiful as the chance encounter of a sewing machine and an umbrella on an operating table. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Remember, there are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming, and off-by-one errors.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May lady luck shine on you. May you get the machine that makes Gold for you. Wishing you good luck on St.Patrick's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not nearly approach the number of fucks that I do not give!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The independent route was the best move for me. But I think I've maximized everything I could do independently. I've done everything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Computer science has some of the most colorful language of any field. In what other field can you walk into a sterile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“move from legacy architecture that is pretty pervasive today and allows them to get into the new world of elastic computing,” said… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every American . . . we must help… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Machine thinking is the opposite of mindfulness. If we're really engaged in mindfulness when walking along the path to the village, then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Here's what the death knell for the personal computer will sound like: Mainly I use my phone/paid, but I still use my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There comes many technology that resists in the world, some live for months, some for years and even some for decades, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This claw machine is going to kill me. All I want is my damn teddy bear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In cartoons, why does the evil guy always put a self destruct button on the machine? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I changed all my password to 'incorrect' so my computer just tells me when I forget — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name is not a spelling error. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
