Computer Quotes · Page 19

Think of the computer as a spiritual space for thinking.

— John Maeda

Only if the computers really love each other.

— Groucho Marx

I don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer!

— Elmore Leonard

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

— Anonymous

People are good at intuition, living our lives. What are computers good at? Memory.

— Eric Schmidt

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

— Larry Wall

I come from a background of hiding everything behind a computer.

— Washed Out

People call me a nerd because I like to spend time on the computer.

— Nonito Donaire

The place I write best is at the Angell Hall computer center on the University of Michigan campus, where I went to…

— Davy Rothbart

Worrying about a large institution, especially when it has computers, is like worrying about a large gorilla, especially when it's on fire.

— Bruce Sterling

I think the posture of confidence can serve you well. I'm not sure what's to be gained by sitting at your computer…

— Maggie Shipstead

A random sequence is one that cannot be algorithmically compressed : the shortest description of a random sequence is simply the sequence itself.

— Gregory Chaitin

My dad has learned all of the songs that I've sent him. He put it on his computer, on his jukebox, on…

— Noah Cyrus

Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system... I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their…

— Scott McNealy

The only difference between a drug and a computer is that one is slightly too large to swallow. ... And our best…

— Terence McKenna

The destiny of [Google's search engine] is to become that Star Trek computer, and that's what we are building.

— Amit Singhal

India just went 3 years with no cases [of polio]. Pakistan is our toughest location right now because some parts of the…

— Bill Gates

Pinball games were constrained by physical limitations, ultimately by the physical laws that govern the motion of a small metal ball. The…

— Sherry Turkle

Ever since Newton, we've done science by taking things apart to see how they work. What the computer enables us to do…

— Douglas Adams

I definitely don't Google myself, because I get paparazzi'd every day. You're bound to have something happen and someone mean writes something.…

— Sophie Monk

We thought it was only in science fiction that things created by humans could actually take over what is inherently our human…

— Ed Ayres

I write fiction longhand. That's not so much about rejecting technology as being unable to write fiction on a computer for some…

— Jennifer Egan

Ignorance breeds antipathy. Until I got to know how computers worked, I didn't want anything to do with them. I said, 'Well,…

— Viggo Mortensen

I am the person I want to be. I got to teach and had some of the greatest times in my life…

— Steve Wozniak

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy

— Joseph Campbell

I definitely play some games, like Nintendo D.S. or the Wii, and some computer games.

— Luis von Ahn

Did you really invent the computer, or am I being pranked right now?

— Steve Wozniak

My kid is a product of the fast computer lifestyle.

— Tim Burton

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.

— David Platt

I definitely have a piece of tape over my computer at home.

— Scott Eastwood

The computer allows me to execute my ideas at the speed I think them.

— will.i.am

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

— Anonymous

I am not a sportsperson. I used to spend all my time in front of a computer.

— Karthi

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

— Jen Kirkman

If computers are the wave of the future, displays are the surfboards.

— Ted Nelson

I play computer games, watch TV and do what normal people do.

— Gareth Bale

I don't have a computer. A computer's a typewriter. I already have a typewriter.

— Ray Bradbury

I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.

— Felix Dennis

Technology evangelism has always been my passion since I learned how to use computers.

— Arfa Karim

Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.

— John von Neumann