Coffee Quotes · Page 28

My thing that I'm addicted to is cheese tea.

— Jonathan Cheban

“I am so fond of tea that I could write a whole dissertation on its virtues.”

— James Boswell

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

— Dave Barry

If me and my friends are feeling decadent, we go for afternoon tea.

— Sophie McShera

Dear coffee, thank you for being there for me this morning.

— Anonymous

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn't write.

— Jonathan Ames

I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud.

— Michael Ian Black

“No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!”

— Anthony Liccione

Dear Coffee, I am breaking up with you. I will leave you for Green Tea. Don't get mad. I will miss you.

— Anonymous

“I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind of morning person I am…

— Jarod Kintz

“It's Hard to order just a black coffee these days. That's the kind of miserable world we live in.”

— Andrew Barger

I don't act to be popular, or see my face on the cover of magazines every time I go out to get…

— Ludivine Sagnier

I wake up and I go to work. I don't look for the cup of coffee. The universe is enough of a…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

“I prefer coffee, actually. I take it with cream and a bit of sugar. It is my favorite thing. Well, except for…

— Elisa Braden

“was dying to grab a cup of cup of coffee and the smell of breakfast cooking in the café was torturing my…

— Cora Brent

“I might foam at the mouth, but bring me a doll to play with, give me a cup of tea with sugar…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I used to smoke cigarettes, ten a day, but gave up when I was 28. Now my vice is several cups of…

— Britt Ekland

Fear of being killed and fear of killing attracts people to killers and murders. Anyone who has covered homicides for a daily…

— Charles Bowden

I wake up at 10. I have coffee, and then I spend a half an hour on the computer, where I read…

— Andrew Sean Greer

I will only sell coffee less than 48 hours out of the roaster to my customers, so they may enjoy coffee at…

— James Freeman

I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word…

— Charlaine Harris

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And…

— Andre Simon

I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in…

— Adam Carolla

Literature is capable of being a subject that people want to catch up on or discuss, whether at a coffee shop or…

— Mark Z. Danielewski

“We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place.”

— Anonymous

“If it's possible to grind coffee sadly, this is what she's doing.”

— Erika Swyler

When I get up early, I appreciate the quiet time to enjoy a coffee or water my plants.

— Christina Tosi

I love having a croissant and a great cup of coffee. Just one cup.

— Marcus Samuelsson

Over coffee and orange juice the embryonic suicide brightens visibly.

— Sylvia Plath

Coffee is the absolute most dependably ordinary thing I could have every single day.

— Billie Joe Armstrong

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

— John Green

I love cranberry juice, but I'm not a coffee drinker - as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine.

— Donny Osmond

What do you want?" "Just coffee. Black - like my soul.

— Cassandra Clare

I'm a chai tea latte monster. Anything syrupy!

— Suki Waterhouse

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

— Brad Garrett

“A grande caramel latte might wake me up and wash the Catholic from my mind.”

— Ellen J. Green

“When adventure shows up at your door, invite it in for tea.”

— B. Heather Mantler

My strength returns to me with my cup of coffee and the reading of the psalms.

— Dorothy Day

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I will readily confess that I'm a coffee addict.

— St. Lucia