I woke up this morning and realized there was too much blood in my caffeine system. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“skinny decaf latte.” This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to Wikipedia, the longer your Starbuck's drink order, the less of a man you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nowhere is the English genius of domesticity more notably evident than in the festival of afternoon tea. The [...] chink of cups… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I compare myself to a coffee. A little bit Bitter, A little bit sweet, But, so damn HOT — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're like coffee, sumtimes bitter, sometimes sweet , sometimes cool , but most of the time , you're HOT .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every morning I long to hold you...I need you. I want you. I love your warmth, your smell, your taste...Oh coffee, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alex took a silent step closer to the kitchen door and watched unseen as willow spooned instant coffee into a pair of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The first time you share tea with a Balti, you are a stranger. The second time you take tea, you are an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You've had hot coffee before, and in the hands of a skilled maker, coffee can be amazing. But the fact is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Howard was almost as fond of this hall as he was of his own shop. The Brownies used it on Tuesdays, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don’t need coffee, babe. You just need to take this vibrator up your ass for me.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the weather suits you not, Try smiling; When your coffee isn't hot, Try smiling; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink coffee because it reminds me of you: sweet with a very bitter aftertaste. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has just finished an entire pot of coffee in order to get motivated to do absolutely nothing! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Warning!! Not fit for human contact! Beware till after first cup of coffee!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone needs someone in their life to know how they take their coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a flavored latte for all my hard work during the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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