Coffee Quotes by Anonymous

Who wants a coffee?

— Anonymous

I don't drink coffee.

— Anonymous

R u liam lol

— Anonymous

Never say no to coffee.

— Anonymous

Coffee is a drug I sware

— Anonymous

I expect I shall feel better after tea.

— Anonymous

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.

— Anonymous

Caffeine dehydrates the brain and body.

— Anonymous

Caffeine restricts blood flow to the brain.

— Anonymous

I like coffee exceedingly...

— Anonymous

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.

— Anonymous

“I sat watching the water turn into coffee.”

— Anonymous

Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.

— Anonymous

“I read the tea leaves as if they were words left over from a conversation between two cups.”

— Anonymous

Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics.

— Anonymous

My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

— Anonymous

If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks.

— Anonymous

Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.

— Anonymous

I'm pretty sure the world would come crashing down if there was no coffee.

— Anonymous

Tea-making is a ritual that, like the drink itself, warms the heart somehow.

— Anonymous

In Life, Don't Settle For Someone Who Can Buy A Coffee For You , Go For Someone Who Can Actually Make It…

— Anonymous

Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I…

— Anonymous

They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or…

— Anonymous

Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.

— Anonymous

Dear Coffee, I am breaking up with you. I will leave you for Green Tea. Don't get mad. I will miss you.

— Anonymous

If I reach over and choke you, it's not that I don't like you. It's just that I've had to much caffeine…

— Anonymous

“He took a sip from his coffee, then grimaced. Cold. He couldn’t stand cold coffee. Worst thing on Earth. After demons and…

— Anonymous

Friendship is like the aroma of fresh coffee that entails admiration, temptation, trust, love and good memories.

— Anonymous

The urge at that moment to reach across and touch Willow--to link his fingers through hers as she rested her hand on…

— Anonymous

Dora appeared, placing Alex's coffee in front of him."Your girlfriend is a wonder, honey,"she siad to him, squeezing willows shoulder. Willow's smile…

— Anonymous

Wait!" What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside…

— Anonymous

Tea tempers the spirits and harmonizes the mind, dispels lassitude and relieves fatigue, awakens thought and prevents drowsiness, lightens or refreshes the…

— Anonymous

Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a…

— Anonymous

“Coffee has also been blamed for causing what Lewin called "an excessive state of brain‑excitation which becomes manifest by a remarkable loquaciousness…

— Anonymous

You'll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, but people more than…

— Anonymous

A roll and butter and a small coffee seemed the only things on the list that hadn't been specially prepared by the…

— Anonymous

“Only coffee can show up late.”

— Anonymous

Coffee, because crack is bad for you.

— Anonymous

Tea...is a religion of the art of life.

— Anonymous

...life without coffee is not really life.

— Anonymous