Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns. — David Alan Grier Copy Share Image
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
“Look at these clowns... -Hand picked monkeys. What's wrong with this scene? -Everything.” — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
When I got nominated class clown in school, I remember my mom said, 'Don't be no clown.' So I went to my… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. — Joaquin Andujar Copy Share Image
Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show… — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
“Everyone has creative potential. Creativity involves using your imagination and inventiveness. Your unique expression of yourself is your creativity...Creativity can be magic… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
A clown needn't be the same out of the ring as he has to be when he's in it. If you look… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to… — Caitlin Rose Copy Share Image
Not only was I an 'X Factor' winner that got dropped by Syco - and when that happens, you're never heard of… — James Arthur Copy Share Image
I was actually pretty shy in school. My defense mechanism was to be the class clown. I remember getting into a lot… — Adam Clayton Copy Share Image
With John Wayne Gacy - the serial killer who dressed up as a clown - there's just something about clowns I don't… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
“What do you love?" "You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
Now I think liberals have gone from underreacting to Trump and saying that Trump is just a clown and a buffoon, and… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
In a clown, we see what we do that makes us laugh and cry. I kept the white face, the tradition of… — Marcel Marceau Copy Share Image
Actually, I was the seventh private explorer but the first Canadian 'space clown.' I never dreamed of going into space; I just… — Guy Laliberte Copy Share Image
I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were… — Paul Westerberg Copy Share Image
In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The clown’s eyes sidled towards her, then drew away quickly. “But they kept me away from you earlier-and, on my word, you… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school plays… — Dustin Milligan Copy Share Image
'I, Malvolio' is a very, very funny show, a clown show, but there is Beckettian darkness in the character. Some real darkness,… — Tim Crouch Copy Share Image
They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm… — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have Trumpist (ph) tendencies in Europe. Look up Marine Le Pen in France. Look at the Five Star Movement headed by… — Lionel Barber Copy Share Image
A candy coloured clown they call the sandman Tiptoes into my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and whisper; "Go to… — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
At school, I was the classroom clown - I was always being thrown out for being naughty. Before I left, a teacher… — David Harewood Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
The contest between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders offered such a bright and bracing contrast to all those professional wrestlers emerging from… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I started after him...and the clown looked back. I saw Its eyes, and all at once I understood who It was." "Who… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
[Clowns] gotten a really bad rap in the last few years. People have really given into their own fears and have celebrated… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
“Clowns are vicious--they're all nefarious grins--and if you hung out with a bunch of clowns in a bar, pretty soon it would… — Jenni Fagan Copy Share Image
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had ADD as a kid and often acted as the class clown. My teachers used to tell my mom, 'Raphael thinks… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
![“I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were the real deal. No one can take that away. You can call us buffoons, or clowns or whatever. But when we wanted to, we were as good as anybody.” quote by Paul Westerberg](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/8e7/paul-westerberg-14078_buffoons_i-listen-back-and-i-hear-what-s-there-an_2085910.png)
![“[Clowns] gotten a really bad rap in the last few years. People have really given into their own fears and have celebrated their fears in that way. American Horror Story didn't help.” quote by Alan Tudyk](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/713/alan-tudyk-7208_american-horror-stor_clowns-gotten-a-really-bad-rap-in-the-la_1970752.jpg)
