Clown Quotes · Page 13

I suppose that I'm fairly comfortable with the clown hat on.

— Nick Rhodes

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

— Alexis Stewart

I'm the smart aleck. The class clown. I'm the guy who does the song nobody expects.

— Brad Paisley

Maybe I am a little bit of a clown, but I am also a serious sportsman.

— Eddie the Eagle

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I was the class clown when I was a little young mustache.

— E-40

Uncertain whose the narrowest span,--the clown unread, or half-read gentleman.

— John Dryden

“WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500." From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone”

— Ginny McMath

Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was…

— John Keats

I want to be silly, and that's being authentic just as much as being open and honest. It's authentic to make weird…

— Tig Notaro

On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of…

— Bobby Jones

I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always…

— Don Rickles

Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian god damn unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of…

— Eminem

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a…

— Zac Efron

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.

— Jelly Roll Morton

I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my…

— Terry Crews

My high school guidance counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, once had me take an aptitude test to figure out my future. The number one…

— Jodi Picoult

Obama is a clown. You don't have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn't know what he's talking about…

— Rush Limbaugh

I had a fifth grade teacher who, as a very small way of trying to contain my class clown energy, gave me…

— Andy Daly

“The first handkerchief was tied to a second, yellow handkerchief. He fed both through the window and kept pulling. Attached to it…

— Blake Crouch

One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why…

— Shel Silverstein

Here's my story: My mother and I were at Cirque du Soleil, looking down on Shiner doing his act. She was always…

— Bill Irwin

I'm never scared, so I don't watch horror movies. Back in the day, I was. I was scared of 'It' - you…

— Ashley Thomas

and I laugh, I can still laugh, who can't laugh when the whole thing is so ridiculous that only the insane, the…

— Charles Bukowski

My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.

— Sally Kellerman

The clown is an image of us, he is disguised under a funny face, pretending to be happy.

— Efiosiugbore Adebayo

Talkin' 'bout hey, boo, how you do. Some clown uptown said you ran through his crew.

— Heavy D

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

— Sofia Vergara

I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo.

— Naomi Judd

“Humor hides pain. The only thing both of them could do was laugh.”

— Soroosh Shahrivar

“PROPAGANDA (PROP-A-GANDER) An evil grin behind a smiling clown's mask Kamil Ali”

— Kamil Ali

I'd never been the class clown and comedy was not a fulfilment of a dream.

— Sean Lock

I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown.

— Brooke Nevin

My mom used to play a lot of super character-y parts... so I was sort of raised to be a clown.

— Betty Gilpin

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

— Chris Thrall

“I, Georgie, am Mr. Bob Gray, also known as Pennywise the Dancing Clown.”

— Stephen King

I was the class clown, but I was also student body president in high school.

— John Ritter

Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am.

— Emma Thompson

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.

— Eric Stonestreet