I don't see anybody pointing to desktop PCs as being a hot Christmas item. — Ted Waitt Copy Share Image
This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket…so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and angels gave the sign. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas isnt about the presents, it is about coming together and celebrating the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year Everyone. May the year of the horse bring you love, luck, health and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what I love the smell of? Christmas trees and pine. I always have a pine candle even if it's not… — Brooklyn Decker Copy Share Image
Untangling Christmas lights is the true tragedy of 'Stranger Things.' — David Harbour Copy Share Image
I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the '70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with 'Christmas Rap.' — Kurtis Blow Copy Share Image
“What about the presents?” “Yeah, I don’t think that’s what Christmas is about,” he commented. Andrea huffed. “That is what Christmas is… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Christmas is coming I wanna know wat kinda gift I will recieve lol..btw its not important coz being wid my self and… — Chinney88 Copy Share Image
“It comes every year and will go on forever. And along with Christmas belong the keepsakes and the customs. Those humble, everyday… — Marjorie Holmes Copy Share Image
Look around you, the season of Christmas is the most romantic season of all. I want to cuddle with you in one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before we took down the tree each year, Dad would always say a prayer that we would be together the next Christmas.… — Catherine Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year everyone, hopefully the year of the horse brings with it more privacy, security and peace for everyone. One… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We expect too much at Christmas. It's got to be magical. It's got to go right. Feasting. Fun. The perfect present. All… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Nikhilananda’s birthday. Maybe we’d Morris dance, naked, around the base of an old-growth California redwood, its branches lavishly festooned with the soiled… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You know the real reason we celebrate Christmas, don't you? I mean, beyond Santa Claus and jungle bells and Christmas trees? You… — Melody Carlson Copy Share Image
“An Eleventh Pretender by Stewart Stafford Pardon me, thou art king Of paling November’s hedgerow, Demanding fealty from December, That crowns the… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
If we could condense all the truths of Christmas into only three words, these would be the words: 'God with us.' We… — John MacArthur Copy Share Image
You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now.… — Maryam Hafiz Copy Share Image
I think the reason people are propping up drag queens is because it's popular with the fans that identify with them, so… — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
“I'll give you your Christmas present now if you'll give me mine." I shook my head. "At breakfast." "But it's Christmas now."… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Focusing on the Lord and everlasting life can help us not only at Christmas, but through all the challenges of mortality. — Russell M. Nelson Copy Share Image
The holidays stress people out so much. I suggest you keep it simple and try to have as much fun as you… — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
I'm literally obsessed with Christmas, and it's been my dream ever since I was a little girl to make a Christmas album. — Ally Brooke Copy Share Image
I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays. — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
I don't go back home to Sardinia as much as I would like, just for Christmas and family events. — Caterina Murino Copy Share Image
I will love you forever and ever and EVER!! Haha if you get me one of these lockets for Christmas ^_^ lol :D <3 <3 — Rachel Copy Share Image
Make your plate look like a Christmas tree,' I tell people, 'mostly green with splashes of other bright colors. — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
On chrismas time my mom chrismas grind got me most of whated how you do it mom — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. — Larry Wilde Copy Share Image
“Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The best gift that you can give baby Jesus this birthday is a caring heart! Merry Christmas to you and your loved… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas and Warm Wishes for a wonderful Holiday Season and a very Happy New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year. — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
“Don’t spoil Christmas Day by anticipating how it will be. Let is unfold as it does, and be grateful for whatever comes.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
May everyday of new year glow with good cheer and happiness for you and your family — Hannah Copy Share Image
