“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Well, wrap me up and call me a Christmas baby. Hunter with a female – a human female.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“At least reindeer kisses do not cause me to take leave of my senses.” — Shelly Thacker Copy Share Image
Can I keep you forever? You are the Christmas present that I never want to lose. Merry Christmas my beloved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work, and it all becomes… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
“I believe the pogroms of November '38 made less impression on the nation than cutting the bar of chocolate for Christmas.” — Victor Klemperer Copy Share Image
“for once in our lives / Everything became a You and nothing was an It.” — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Runing Except Santa. Coach:y RU Stil Waiting? Santa:My No… — Babloo Copy Share Image
If we don't take that time (to be romantic), then it's karate, then it's ballet, and then there's Christmas, and then my… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at… — Beth Henley Copy Share Image
Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the New year… — Michael Josephson Copy Share Image
Joy is the true gift of Christmas, and we can communicate this joy simply: with a smile, a kind gesture, a little… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
Every year on this beautiful occasion, we enjoy with love, faith and togetherness. I thank God for blessing me with such a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's a Jewish Yale custom. I wasn't aware that other people celebrated Christmas. My wife was very big on Christmas,… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I don't want to become this lazy person, a guy who thinks in terms of New Year's resolutions. I really do want… — Blake Mills Copy Share Image
We grew up probably having as hard a life as anybody. A lot of times, we didn't have any food on the… — Jim Kelly Copy Share Image
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Praying that this next year is the best one yet for you. No matter what negative things you may… — Rachel Copy Share Image
Hi lord, its me .. things are getting bad here .. gas prices are too high, too few jobs .. too much… — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
I've always thought New Year's Day was an especially American tradition, full of the optimism and hope we're famous for in our… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Instead of a thigh-high miniskirt or a leather bustier, I wore my usual ensemble—dark jeans, heavy boots, a long-sleeved T-shirt, and a… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
Rejoice and be glad, for the son of God has come on earth. While we celebrate, let us also understand that His… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got my first instrument for Christmas when I was three or four years old. My parents got me a mandolin because… — Chord Overstreet Copy Share Image
We do things tastefully but we do a lot. My mom has a lot of traditional Christmas things she likes us to… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I was born to a Hindu father and Muslim mother on Christmas day. You can't get more secular than that. — Nagma Copy Share Image
It's a sad Christmas this year because of the absence of peace in the city or peace and joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like "Hi, Dad! I'm gay!” — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
Thinking of you as we celebrate the New Year. Wishing you love and health. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why does everyone make out it’s a big deal, she wondered, when a new year begins every second, depending on when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I liked the build-up to Christmas, the week after always socked me with the blues. — Paul Dini Copy Share Image
Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most. — Ruth Carter Stapleton Copy Share Image
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas Eve to all you celebrating tonight. Hope you are having a lovely night! — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas...I woke up in a box. — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
Classic rock, Chuck Berry, and Christmas - you can't name a better combination. — Jimmie Allen Copy Share Image
To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry. — John Tesh Copy Share Image
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
