I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas. — Frank Butler Copy Share Image
“SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY TOMORROW BUT I DON'T THINK… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In your hurry to keep Christmas, you have forgotten Christmas. The truest gift of Christmas is the gift of self. — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
In my childhood, I used to usually visit Christmas fairs in our area and at school with my friends and I really… — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
“We always believed that how you spend New Year’s Eve is how you spend the rest of the year.” — Bryan Mooney Copy Share Image
Dear crush don't be scared if a fat man dressed in red kidnaps you on Christmas you were on my wish list! — Bianca Knoechel Copy Share Image
New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Daddy always pointed out, it should come as no surprises to anyone that merchants want to move their wares-it's sorta what they… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
I do love the Nat King Cole stuff, the classic Christmas records. There's something about putting those records on and hearing his… — Michael McDonald Copy Share Image
Thank you! There are not many words that can express what a blessing you have extended to me and my children. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Right. I can see it now. Merry Christmas, everybody! And by the way, did I tell you I'm a vampire? No need… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
May this Christmas fill your homes with the peace and joy of Christ. May this year, you come even more closer to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But as in wailing there's nought availing, And Death unfailing will strike the blow, Then for that reason, and for a season,… — John Philpot Curran Copy Share Image
I love the royal family. I even got up in the middle of the night to watch Kate and William's wedding. And… — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
“On Christmas Day, the promise of peace offered a soft and shining light in dark times, an eternal flame that warfare could… — Jennifer Chiaverini Copy Share Image
There's a lot of movies that aren't all about Christmas, or where Christmas isn't the focus, but have that spirit of Christmas… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad? Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person. Like Santa Claus? More… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I just wish they’d remember I’m thirty-two and not fifteen.” Colin looked down at her feet, and his lips twitched. She followed… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“In New England, prejudice against marking the birth of Jesus either in church or in the family lingered until the late nineteenth… — Gerry Bowler Copy Share Image
Teachers complain a lot about how tough their job is. But, you know, the day begins in most schools at nine o'clock,… — Toby Young Copy Share Image
Happy season of childhood! Kind Nature, that art to all a bountiful mother; that visitest the poor man's hut With auroral radiance;… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“Christstollen. I can shake away thoughts of favorite gifts and trips to Oma's house and building snowmen with Santa hats every Christmas… — Christa Parrish Copy Share Image
I had a Commodore, and then I remember getting a Nintendo for Christmas and it being a total game-changer. And the hours… — Lee Pace Copy Share Image
“My year in review – Lost 5% in stocks, gained 5% in weight; objective for New Year – to achieve other way around.” — Yatin Patel Copy Share Image
A guilty, weak, and helpless worm, On Christ's kind arms I fall, He is my strength and righteousness, My Jesus, and my… — Aprajita Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two times a year that usually my whole family gets together. — Brandi Cyrus Copy Share Image
“Christmas fell upon Eastvale like a knife-wielding mugger desperate for a fix ...” — Peter Robinson Copy Share Image
Of course, this is the season to be jolly, but it is also a good time to be thinking about those who… — Helen Valentine Copy Share Image
The Christmas season can mean different things to different people, but for me, it's a time of hope, giving and reflection. — Phil Scott Copy Share Image
I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'White Christmas' is one of my favorite movies, so I've always just had a love for that kind of golden era musical. — Jessie Mueller Copy Share Image
This is the time to put all bad memories behind you and look forward into the New Year with nothing but good… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
O come all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem. — Frederick Oakeley Copy Share Image
celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
Be merry all, be merry all, With holly dress the festive hall; Prepare the song, the feast, the ball, To welcome merry… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. — Squidward Tentacles Copy Share Image
