I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame. — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
If you're looking for hope, peace, joy, and love this Christmas season. Look to God. It's Christmas!!!:-) — Jeferson Bregano Copy Share Image
How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
Some poeple in our lives are just Seasonal like the Holidays...enjoy it while it last and move on with life… — Sonquela Seabron Copy Share Image
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
With warm and friendly wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Bright and Happy New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way. — Drake Bell Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time of joy and happiness. When I am with you, every day is like Christmas. God couldn't have brought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Warm wishes to you for a joyous and blessed holiday season! Happy Hanukkah! - See more at: http://www.happywishes.com/for/hanukkah-wishes/sthash.VJ7SAdXK.dpuf — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The reality is so horrible it is not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ... challenge of Christmas is this: justice is what happens when all receive a fair share of God's world and only… — John Dominic Crossan Copy Share Image
“A new year brings not only happiness, it makes us happy with a hope to fulfill our dreamz or a new beginning… — Santonu Kumar Dhar Copy Share Image
“You can make a child believe a lot of things. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny... just about anything really,… — Samantha Sotto Copy Share Image
My father is from Copenhagen and he lived there until he was in his late 20s. We always grew up with a… — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
“I wonder whether the Christmas feeling has anything to do with the sixth sense. Perhaps we're a little more the angels at… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, we would get McDonalds on Christmas Eve, and that was a big deal because the closest one… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
We Americans commercialize everything. Look at what we did to Christmas. Christmas is Jesus' birthday. Now, I don't know Jesus, but from… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“As he carefully made his way back to the stairs and awkwardly turned off the light, he did not notice that the… — Cassie McCown Copy Share Image
“At Christmas, for example, when you see a big, brightly wrapped package under the tree with your name on it, you’re interested.… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a… — Jimmy Boyd Copy Share Image
I got this Christmas gift with the entire Beatles catalog. I had fun trying to duplicate what I was hearing on these… — M. Ward Copy Share Image
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
From one family to yours: we wish you the very best this Christmas and a great new year ahead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas celebrations are often full of sound. It would be good for us to make room for silence, to hear the voice… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I hate New Year's Eve! I never make resolutions because I never stick to them and it puts a lot of pressure… — Frankie Bridge Copy Share Image
I have sung at Christmas many times in Finland, especially in churches. — Tarja Turunen Copy Share Image
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. — Robert H. Schuller Copy Share Image
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. — Janice Maeditere Copy Share Image
The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed. — Paul Engle Copy Share Image
Christmas is the best time of the year to be with family and close friends. Not about money or presents, just love . — Kylee Copy Share Image
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will grab you by your two front teeth and all your ganna want for christmas is your two front teeth!! — Madea Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas Day and I'm in Canada. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.” — Larry Wilde Copy Share Image
'Mull of Kintyre' was the biggest single of all time up until 'Don't They Know It's Christmas' by that big charity. — Denny Laine Copy Share Image
The most beautiful gift in all this world becomes dim in our sight when placed beside the gift of love God gave… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
