I dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day — Bobby Gould Copy Share Image
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
I pray that love and blessings shine upon you today and always. Happy Hanukkah! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“These days, NORAD’s peak period of public visibility is at Christmastime when it tracks the course of Santa and his sleigh.” — Ted Koppel Copy Share Image
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
I am thankful for the service of our troops to our nation and happy that our soldiers in Iraq will be home… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If we show compassion to one other, every day will be a Christmas, a glad occasion.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
And the angel answered her, The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you;… — Bible Copy Share Image
“I knew it was cold, but singing familiar Christmas songs and the fellowship warmed me through and through—until we stopped in front… — Larada Horner-Miller Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. A time to slow down and enjoy life and be with my family and friends. In busy years, it… — Mary Jo Putney Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
A certain check to the sentimentality and commercialism of Christmas is the cluster of bereavements that often arrives towards the end of… — Richard Coles Copy Share Image
The year end brings no greater pleasure then the opportunity to express to you season's greetings and good wishes. May your holidays… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a… — Judith Crist Copy Share Image
“The Incarnation was a glorious event, and we don’t want any diminution of that celebration. But the resurrection of the Lord was… — Douglas Wilson Copy Share Image
It was mid-November 2008. There were pirates taking ships with impunity in African waters, terrorists punching holes in Indian security, China sinking… — Walter Mosley Copy Share Image
“I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Go back to that night when Divine Light, in order to illumine the darkness of men, tabernacled Himself in the world He… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
“Workplaces like to celebrate holidays. Not only hospitals. Law firms, city government offices, banks. The opportunity to see your boss sing, to… — Ayelet Gundar-Goshen Copy Share Image
I hate Christmas. Everything is designed for families, romance, warmth, emotion and presents, and if you have no boyfriend, no money, your… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Because we need Christmas we had better understand what it is and what it isn't. Gifts, holly, mistletoe, and red-nosed reindeer are… — Hugh W. Pinnock Copy Share Image
“To the American People: Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to watch Elf but have it be socially acceptable because its not Christmas time yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“She gritted her teeth. The man dances like a clod. I’d rather dance with Mr Jenkins, who can barely move. ” — A.F. Stewart Copy Share Image
“began to read a piece on how a high street chain of stores had banned Cliff Richard’s Christmas songs.” — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you're the present beneath my Christmas tree. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year!! We now enter the year of the Horse. May it be an auspicious one for you and yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is a reflection of the Savior's love. In December of each year we call it the Christmas Spirit. — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
See, While You Valentines, I'm Thinking Christmas Trees. - Lupe Fiasco ¥ — Sugar_babe Copy Share Image
The true meaning of Christmas is officially gone! There's commercials on it already people getting their decorations out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
Nothing during the year is so impressively convincing as the vision Christmas brings of what this world would be if love became… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
