“Results for "A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.” — Anne Belov Copy Share Image
“The trouble with sleeping with kittens is (and there is NO WAY I could ever have known this) – kittens have fleas.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the stuck up girls that don't give guys chances because 'we're all the same' are gonna end up living in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cats I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not… — Evanna Lynch Copy Share Image
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Apparently, cats are very, very curious and have a mysterious power that draws people to them. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
“To truly be a medicine cat lies in a cat's heart, and all its five senses. You must be braver than warriors,… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
The cat Horus shot out from under the table and headed for the door, his ears flattened and his tail straight out.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cheshire Puss,' [Alice] began, rather timidly, "'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. Oh, you can't help that,'… — Lewis Carol Copy Share Image
“Cats, based on their corporeal existence, have a different view on trees even if one dismisses the fruit eating aspect. A closer… — Leviak B. Kelly Copy Share Image
“Guilt isn't in cat vocabulary. They never suffer remorse for eating too much, sleeping too long or hogging the warmest cushion in… — Helen Brown Copy Share Image
“Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Cardan lies on the rug with one arm propping up his head and the other slung across Jude's waist. He understands everything… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
America's Next Shuffle Cat contest proved to be not only entertaining, but a rare chance for me to have an opportunity to… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
I still have a lot to learn. I just have two cats, and when I'm in a bad mood - you know,… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
Old maids claw as cats do. They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so. Nor will they fail to… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners. — Cory Monteith Copy Share Image
You can't pussyfoot around. When you're talking to lions, you can't meow like a pussycat. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I'm not scared of it... I feel that I am a cat lady, I'm a little bit crazy because I love them… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
I have my sweetheart Yorkshire terrier, Tabasco, along with two cats, Romeo and Jasmine. Yes, I am both a Shakespeare and Disney… — Kirsten Prout Copy Share Image
“Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“Curiosity might have killed some cats,but not this one. He's too tough. Blacksad. Intro by Steranko.” — Steranko Copy Share Image
Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cats, on the other hand, are similar to Vulcans—dispassionate, contemplative and pointy-eared.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
“claim it was a cat,, meowing everyhwere it could,, its just the nature for the cat to meowing as it to be… — augelicht Copy Share Image
Some people are like cats - if they're dropped upside down, they land on their feet. I get a little irritated about… — Peter Segal Copy Share Image
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. — John Weitz Copy Share Image
Our Siamese cat, Ollie, is like a dog in a cat's body because she is really loyal and very chatty, following me… — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
“The cat who wants his bowl of cream must know when to purr and when to show his claws" - Ser Kyle,… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My… — Robert Dugoni Copy Share Image
“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.” — Dan Greenberg Copy Share Image
We brought with hus in the ship a cat, a most amicable cat and greatly loved by us; but he grew to… — Brendan Copy Share Image
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
People always say that, like, you're a dog person or a cat person. I just love animals. I'm not a dog person… — Lil Peep Copy Share Image
I am a dog and a cat lover; doesn't matter which animal it is but dogs are cuter at times. — Jaideep Ahlawat Copy Share Image
![“Cheshire Puss,' [Alice] began, rather timidly, "'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.' Alice…” quote by Lewis Carol](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/95e/lewis-carol-131727_quote_cheshire-puss-alice-began-rather-timidly_963624.jpg)
![“Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]” quote by Virginia Woolf](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/f0d/virginia-woolf-49_cats_kind-old-ladies-assure-us-that-cats-are_2382711.jpg)
