Catholic Quotes · Page 60

For the record, I don't worship the devil. I just hate religion.

— Tyler, The Creator

I think that Mary Baker Eddy was a fascinating character in American religious history.

— Caroline Fraser

The best decision I ever made was to become a priest and I think the second best was to resign.

— John O'Donohue

I learned from my Adventist upbringing that the biggest sins were sexual.

— Luke Ford

And I'm a Catholic, from an Irish Catholic family, and we know plenty of stuff about guilt.

— Bob Gunton

I bow only before Guru Granth Sahib. I am not a follower of any sect.

— Gurpreet Ghuggi

You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.

— Mike Birbiglia

I am an atheist (or at best a Unitarian who winds up in church quite a lot).

— Kurt Vonnegut

To become a saint in the Catholic Church, the normal procedure is, beatification, requiring one miracle in your name, then canonization, roughly…

— Chris Matthews

Yet for all that, there is nothing in me of a founder ofa religionreligions are affairs of the rabble; I find it…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…

— Chelsea Handler

It was in that bubble after Vatican II when it seemed like the best time ever to grow up Catholic. It was…

— Rob Sheffield

Thomas is my Christian name and my parents are Christians. They pray every day and when you are born into a home…

— Thomas Partey

In the realm of evil thoughts none induces to sin as much as do thoughts that concern the pleasure of the flesh.

— Thomas Aquinas

It's pretty much what a lot of committed Catholics are making of [Pope Francis]. They're thrilled, they're refreshed, they think it's a…

— Ralph Martin

My father was a minister, and it was more my mother that had the responsibility of making sure the family put out…

— Frances McDormand

“Above all one should accept everything, in general and individually, in oneself or in others, agreeable or disagreeable, with a prompt and…

— Albert the Great

I was raised a Catholic as a boy and went to a Catholic boys' high school, a private school, and kind of…

— James Balog

“There are so many priests who enter triumphantly and walk up toward the altar, greeting people left and right, so as to…

— Robert Sarah

I went to Catholic school my entire life. Elementary school was probably my worst time - those are the years when you're…

— Kevin michael

The differing opinions regarding the gospel are often categorized as different variations of the same truth, or coming at the same truth…

— Paul Washer

Try this thought experiment. Pretend you're a tyrant. Among your many liberty-destroying objectives are extermination of blacks, Jews and Catholics. Which would…

— Walter E. Williams

Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished…

— Alan King

We are building a dictatorship of relativism that does not recognize anything as definitive and whose ultimate goal consists solely of one's…

— Pope Benedict XVI

I am not a religious person, but I am spiritual. But I don't believe in things like guilt.

— Janet Jackson

I'm a good Catholic girl in the way that Madonna is. In the sense that I'm not that good at all.

— Heather Graham

Our body is a cenacle, a monstrance: through its crystal the world should see God.

— Gianna Beretta Molla

During my school days, I was the darling of the pastor in my church.

— Sherlyn Chopra

I'm not religious in any formal sense, not in any God sense.

— Al Purdy

Church is great, but I found my church here. Hugh Hefner has been nothing but a gentleman.

— Jessica Hahn

“You have a martyr complex, you know that?" "Course I do. I'm Catholic".”

— T. Baggins

He should first show them in deeds rather than words all that is good and holy.

— Anonymous

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.

— Victoria Jackson

I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

— Charlie Sheen

A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it.

— Phil Donahue

But I don't believe in organised politics, organised religion, organised music, organised anything.

— Link Wray

In the South, we drink the Bible with our mother's milk.

— Karin Slaughter

I was brought up a Catholic and I was quite fervent, because I was sent to a convent school.

— Marina Warner

Let us return from that Table like lions breathing out fire, terrifying to the devil!

— Saint John Chrysostom

I don't do anything in my life as far as I know, or at least consciously, that's based in religion.

— Dave Rubin