Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window,… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But thankfully my dad had… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
We're all trapped in the digital world. It's filled with cat videos, and you have to dodge comments about how much you… — DanTDM Copy Share Image
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“I don't like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” “I'd… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
If I had five million pounds I'd start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would be nice to… — Joe Strummer Copy Share Image
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire… Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around, so that it looks as if the cat's been sitting on… — Jane Birkin Copy Share Image
“The Glass Cat is one of the most curious creatures in all Oz. It was made by a famous magician named Dr.… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
For as from the same piece of clay a potter may fashion either a pot or a tile, so the Devil may… — Aino Kallas Copy Share Image
Lat take a cat, and fostre him wel with milk, And tendre flesh, and make his couche of silk, And let him… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
I don't know that many chords. I'd be loaded if I knew that many. But that's not my aim. My aim is… — Wes Montgomery Copy Share Image
If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
And what strange voices they have! Sometimes like the complaining of small children; sometimes like the noise of lambs... — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Because dogs and cats still live in the original state of connectedness with Being, they can help us regain it. When we… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat) — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
My mum and dad came from lower-working-class Glasgow, which was tough. Literally, if you see a cat there with a tail, it's… — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image
Careful observers may foretell the hour (By sure prognostics) when to dread a show'r. While rain depends, the pensive cat gives o'er… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
One of my earliest memories as a reader - I don't know how old I was, quite young - was a poem… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
I encountered on a regular basis rude comments and sexual innuendo and cat calls and overt sexual propositions in professional settings. — Lari White Copy Share Image
“A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
Say, Nana... You look like stray cat, wild and proud. But I can see the wound in your heart. At the time… — Ai Yazawa Copy Share Image
SkyClan's destiny is that we will never live in isolation from other cats. We're not like forest Clans, we can't shut ourselves… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.” — Didjeradoo Jeremy Greenberg Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
Our checks are pale. Our wallets are invalids. Past due, past due, is what our bills are saying and yet we kiss… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn't trust another cat because she knows better than we do. — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats. — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Note 4. For these and other reasons the cat is also very hard to photograph. The best photographs are instantaneous, as the… — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night,… — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people's legs like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world. — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
