Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
Most cats feel that bird-catching is their duty; the instinct goes back to prehistoric times. Amber keeps in practice by chasing moths. — Gladys Taber Copy Share Image
They say the test of [literary power] is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed the canary. — Judi McLeod Copy Share Image
The only thing I envy about a cat is its purr," remarked Dr. Blythe once, listening to Doc's resonant melody. "It is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My job is to make the players I'm playing with better. I'm going to be the cat that does a lof of… — Tracy McGrady Copy Share Image
Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Everything's got a purpose, really - you just have to look for it. Cats are good at keeping old dogs alive. Loss… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
I believe that the biggest mistake that most people make when it comes to their retirement is they do not plan for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A Nazi initiation into the upper reaches of the SS was to gouge out the eye of a pet cat after feeding… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I had hated these ponies for the part they played in my father's death but now I realized the notion was fanciful,… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
The young man knows that he is irretrievably lost. This is no town of cats, he finally realizes. It is the place… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
A plate is distasteful to a cat, a newspaper still worse; they like to eat sticky pieces of meat sitting on a… — Margaret Benson Copy Share Image
Rouen shone in dark sunlight and a storm swept it away from my eyes and churned up the broad river with waves… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
Curran struck at my wrist. His fingers were cat-quick, but I had spent my life honing my reflexes, and he missed. “Well,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
He was desperate to tell his news to some other cat; he almost felt that if a mouse crossed his path he… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I hate cats. But this cancer cat made me feel bad, so I was like, Okay, I'll take her back to L. A.… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
That's one of my favorite songs of all time. It's so beautiful. It's an old song, sung by Nina Simone. This is… — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
In looking around me seeking for miserable resources against the heaviness of time, I open a book and I say to myself,… — Suzanne Curchod Copy Share Image
An old couple came running from a motorhome, scribbling as they ran. Their sign read, Can you check on our cat, Ariel?… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure,… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
He was right. It made no sense at all, but the feeling flooded through Karou, and whatever it was, it was as… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I am the batsman and the bat, / I am the bowler and the ball, / The umpire, the pavilion cat, /… — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
But Rawkus is integral to what I do, because the cats who started Rawkus are the first ones who really saw my… — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
People feel poorly because they are nourished by foods you wouldn't feed to your dog and cat. The rich western diet is… — John A. McDougall Copy Share Image
Sometimes go around with guys who are scuffling -- for awhile. But usually they end up marrying some cat with a factory.… — Marian McPartland Copy Share Image
You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Beware in the presence of cats: they never give, they do not even retaliate--they only reply, and purr in doing so. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
When I'm away from a red carpet, I'm a big introvert, I'm very quiet, and I like to sit in silence at… — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
Dogs make sense. They understand hierarchy and the need to cooperate. They come when you call them. A cat though—a cat will… — Eileen Wilks Copy Share Image
I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat, and I've actually been known to stay home… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats, for the most part, seem indifferent to human activities that do not revolve around their needs and wants. They all but… — Joyce Jillson Copy Share Image
I think my first song ever was when my cat died. It was this awful, dreadful black cat who was angry and… — Thomston Copy Share Image