I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Cab drivers, waiters, hairdressers, everyone thinks they can write a movie.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I spend a fair amount of time chatting to black cab drivers in London. — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking… — Sam Waterston Copy Share Image
I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Some of the best navigators in the world are London taxi cab drivers. They have to learn 25,000 streets and how to… — John O'Keefe Copy Share Image
I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Moving to Australia was not a career move, but a quality of life issue. It has no guns, no God, and no… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I keep mementos from everything I've done. I've got my cab driver's license from 'Happiness.' I've got a pair of glasses and… — Jared Harris Copy Share Image
Now this is over thirty years later and the guy said he was that cab driver. He apologized and he was serious.… — Joe DiMaggio Copy Share Image
When people say that entertainers should "know your place," they might as well say the same thing about plumbers and teachers and… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out… — David R. Ellis Copy Share Image
What cancer does is, it forces you to focus, to prioritize, and you learn what's important. I mean, I don't sweat the… — Joel Siegel Copy Share Image
Objectively, class differences in accent, dress, manners, and general style of life are very much smaller; and one cannot, strolling about the… — Anthony Crosland Copy Share Image
New York has made me so paranoid, too. Whenever I visit another city, I always act like I'm from there, so the… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You see, the Mets are losers, just like nearly everybody else in life. This is the team for the cab driver who… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
There were always men looking for jobs in America. There were always all these usable bodies. And I wanted to be a… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Today, we have a powerful military that serves as a deterrent, but the enemy we have today is not like World War… — Daniel Inouye Copy Share Image
When you're in Los Angeles, everybody you meet is writing a movie, and they want you to be in it. Every cab… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too slow. It's… — Barry Sanders Copy Share Image
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it's the traffic. Grrrr! — Kajol Copy Share Image
