Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing for one week in a line that's crazy; Honey, I just lost my job because of Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought you a T-shirt with Romney's name on it for Black Friday...I was gonna buy you an Obama one, but they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets cheers to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Personally, the films I love include 'Black Friday,' 'Lage Raho Munna Bhai,' 'Love Sex Aur Dhoka,' and 'Zindagi Na Milege Dobara' because… — Vikramaditya Motwane Copy Share Image
Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Into the breach, then. Against mobs of middle-aged moms and frightening harridans we shall prevail.” She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword.… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Vaudeville was characterized by sunny optimism, acts that were uplifting, cheerful, and clean. It provided a fanciful, magical escape, but after Black… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
We live in a consumer culture, and Black Friday is like the July 4th of that culture. It might be good not… — John Seabrook Copy Share Image
“Besides being blind to lots of good things, the GDP also benefits from all manner of human suffering. Gridlock, drug abuse, adultery?… — Rutger Bregman Copy Share Image
Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America.… — Thom Hartmann Copy Share Image
“They agreed that Luce would ride with Daniel and her parents would take Callie to the airport. While the girls ate, Luce's… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“I know that many people including our President insist that it be called the Christmas Season. I’ll be the first in line… — Captain Hank Bracker Copy Share Image
“Chapter 51 In Atlanta, the day had gone mostly as Elliott had expected. The stock market crash had rattled everyone. It was… — A.G. Riddle Copy Share Image
“The idea of putting customers first and acting with integrity is gaining traction. Outdoor-gear retailer REI received adulation for adhering to its… — Brian de Haaff Copy Share Image
“Reimagine 2025 by Stewart Stafford Imagine no Viagra, Put yourself at ease, Flags at half-mast, limp, No one worthy to please. Imagine… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a great day to kill others shopping and cleaning up this Thanksgiving crap should be left to Grandma. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hit Black Friday up like you won't believe. From Rodeo to Barneys to Saks to Neiman's. — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
