Here's to hitting the over/under on how many people will be trampled at Walmart today! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
#GivingTuesday is the perfect cyber-counterbalance to Black Friday and emphasizes giving back in this era of mass consumption. — Tony Goldwyn Copy Share Image
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.' — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I stood in line, in the cold...for 2 hours...you will not just walk straight in store in front of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe. — Mark Skousen Copy Share Image
Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack. — French Montana Copy Share Image
You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
You shop to the butt crack of dawn with the crazies to save a few $. I'll spend Thanksgiving time being grateful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Friday is always a Friday, no matter whether it rains or snows or even if it's a 'black' one. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
