Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Fornication: Do it for the kids. Just not at their birthday parties.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“I'm grateful for the marker days, holidays, birthdays, anniversaries that remind us to not let the difficult overcome the good.” — Alexandra Kuykendall Copy Share Image
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
Rich is what I wanna get like gifts but you need blow to get your birthday wish. — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
My sentence formally was imposed on my mothers 50th Birthday January 24th 1983. The jury recommended it July 1st 1982. — Nick Yarris Copy Share Image
Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not… — Annie Elizabeth Delany Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
I have an extensive library - every birthday when I was a kid my parents would ask what movie or book I… — Mark Bridges Copy Share Image
I want to be part of the resurgence of things that are tangible, beautiful and soulful, rather than just give in to… — Jack White Copy Share Image
Right from the very first time we held you in our arms, we knew you were special. Today we find ourselves really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For my seventh birthday, my parents gave me a plain, unfinished wooden dollhouse. It had six empty rooms, two floors, a staircase,… — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
My heart felt wishes and blessings are coming your way on the wonderful occasion of your birthday. I will pray that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first We Day celebration I attended was in Vancouver, and it was the most incredible experience - there is nothing more… — Holly Branson Copy Share Image
Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite… — Hilarie Burton Copy Share Image
I remember it was Dr. Seuss' birthday, and I got to read to the little ones and that was just an awesome… — Travis Kelce Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday to me,' I sang into the mirror as I cleaned my teeth. 'Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, dear loser...… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“Okay," she said as he lit the candle and hummed the birthday song. "You know,this is all very Jake Ryan of you."… — Phoebe Lane Copy Share Image
HIIIII... one and all, thank you for all your blessing & birthday greetings. Yeah,I know another extended year and another figure added… — Aarun Kumar Thakur Copy Share Image
I remember the first time that I realized that being black meant that I wasn't allowed certain things. It was in the… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
“Liam's hash brown casserole can only be described as so over-the-top ridiculous I fear Paula Deen is sitting somewhere cackling about it.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
