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Im am so proud of myself now :)

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He's going for speed.

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She's putting up her hair

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Picking up slack

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She's touring the facility

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She's playing with her jewelry

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Eyes that burn like cigarettes

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I want a girl who gets up early

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She wants a car that will get her there

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She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen

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I want a girl who knows what's best

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I want a girl with good dividends

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She's all alone in her time of need.

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Who's fast and thorough sharp as a tack

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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

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Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

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As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time.

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“When Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather, the flies and the spiders get along together.”

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“There are good things, there are good things to eat and tonight we're eating meat. Goody Goody Goody!”

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He's going the distance.

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Thanks for loving me

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I want a girl who stays up late

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We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

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I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity

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She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest

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A voice that is dark like tinted glass

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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

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He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse

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I want a girl with the right allocations

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He's racing and pacing and plotting the course

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I want a girl with shoes that cut

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She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

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With fingernails that shine like justice

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At Citibank we will meet accidentally

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I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

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Hhappy birthday my little nephew

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