Teacher: 'What is the true meaning of Christmas?' Me: 'Jesus birthday' *clearly its about presents and being cute* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat Copy Share Image
“Documenting little details of your everyday life becomes a celebration of who you are.” — Carolyn V. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The day you start to admit you are responsible for your actions, is the day your real life begins. Celebrate it.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Sorry your winter birthday prevents you from dressing as slutty as you do the rest of the year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least having a winter birthday means you can blame your low party attendance on the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In the case of birthdays, we must all obey the laws of decay. I don't know if I should celebrate it or… — Mwanandeke Kindembo Copy Share Image
Everything is created from moment to moment, always new. Like fireworks, this universe is a celebration and you are the spectator contemplating… — Francis Lucille Copy Share Image
“Then I reached down into myself and managed to say, 'you should celebrate, your birthday should be celebrated, because the world's a… — Helen Simpson Copy Share Image
Cake-check, candles-check, party caps-check, the birthday person-CHECK! Yay, you're here! Just popped in to make sure that you have a blast on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first time I ever heard Airborne Toxic Event, my friend was turning 11 or something. And he had a paintball birthday… — Finneas Copy Share Image
Do you know why I never need to ask for any blessings from God? That's because He has given me friends like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a stated day for commemorating the birthday of our Savior, because there is danger that what may be done… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that… — Ryan O'Neal Copy Share Image
Except ye become as little children, except you can wake on your fiftieth birthday with the same forward-looking excitement and interest in… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
You listened to me when I wanted to talk. You were always there to help me get rid of my fears and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As the mother's womb holds us for ten months, making us ready, not for the womb itself, but for life, just so,… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
We kind of look at music as something very natural in people's lives. I mean, most of us can relate to music… — Daniel Ek Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought about why, all over the world, in every culture, in every society, there are a few days in… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
You may grow a year old every year, but I hope your spirit remains fresh and youthful. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
26Th May is my sweetheart birthday with love I ll make her happy like a new baby is born (precious) — Niidoodo Copy Share Image
Define your birthday : the only time when you cried and your mother smiled! love you mum! — Rose Hathway Copy Share Image
I'm soooo happy you're my Dad And soooo I want to say I love you, Dad, and wish you A sooo very… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
I'm in the pleasant position announcing you that you are officially an adult from now on. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama — Kanye West Copy Share Image
All people ever say is: THANK YOU (a celebration of life) and PLEASE (an opportunity to make life more wonderful). — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Live!!! Dont just exists dont drag through life..live each day as a celebration. — Nikkie Copy Share Image
Today is a day for sober and mature reflection, not glee. Mindless celebration is both spiritually inappropriate and politically naive. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Balloons are SO weird... Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Copy Share Image
Happy birthday casey saw these and thought of you..you know aka kitty and shit — Alec Copy Share Image
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remember that I forgot your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS It probably lasts longer, plus it moves… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
