“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I see the kind of passion Sir Alex shows, it is hard to believe he is about to celebrate his 71st… — Edwin van der Sar Copy Share Image
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not… — Christine Lahti Copy Share Image
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Live every day as if it is a festival. Turn your life into a celebration — Shri Radhe Maa Copy Share Image
I was at a birthday party and a truck backed up and the wheels ran over my chest. I lost part of… — Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira Copy Share Image
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. — Karl Jaspers Copy Share Image
I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact… — Kirsten Prout Copy Share Image
“ate matzo on Easter and ham on Hanukah, and I was relatively sure that Christmas was somehow intertwined with my birthday. It… — Kimberly Rae Miller Copy Share Image
“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Birthdays are [soul chasers,] ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask [the usual question[, “Qué pasa, baby?” (The Raw and… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
The highs of having a big family were that there was always someone to play with and you get loads of birthday… — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
I've never hosted a party in my life, not even my own birthday party. I'd feel really uncomfortable saying, 'Hey everybody, let's… — Alessia Cara Copy Share Image
It might be my birthday, a graduation or any suprises but I'm not happy unless I'm with you. You are the one… — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
Except ye become as little children, except you can wake on your fiftieth birthday with the same forward-looking excitement and interest in… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
You listened to me when I wanted to talk. You were always there to help me get rid of my fears and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As the mother's womb holds us for ten months, making us ready, not for the womb itself, but for life, just so,… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
We kind of look at music as something very natural in people's lives. I mean, most of us can relate to music… — Daniel Ek Copy Share Image
Christmas is Christ Birthday, we give love and forgive to those who make us down and hurt. but deeply in our heart… — Berlindo Bianes Copy Share Image
I remember one summer I played, like, with the granddaughter of this known Klan member. Like, all summer we caught cicadas. And… — Dee Rees Copy Share Image
Did I hear it's going to be someone's birthday?" a familiar male's voice said from behind me. I didnt even bother turning… — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
A birthday is a new year of the new beginning in other 365/6 days of our age — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My 16th birthday is coming up!!!! :D :D March 25th Soooooooooo excited! ^_^ One step closer to forever <3 <3 :) — Rachel Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday Rule, I’m giving you me for now and forever and if you want to give me back I’m not going.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
I hope you have a beautiful day and get at least half of what you want! Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once a year we celebrate the gift of life that Lord has given us. Happy Birthday to the brightest star in our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“this has been a birthday best forgotten.” “Most birthdays are, milord,” his man said agreeably” — Mary Balogh Copy Share Image
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David Copy Share Image
Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
Let all beings in all the worlds be happy. Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that life has to offer! Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I ey'd, Such seems your… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle when I get excited and it stretches… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image