Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman Copy Share Image
I removed Trevor Francis on his birthday and offered to post his P45 in his birthday card. — Simon Jordan Copy Share Image
This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
“I’ve been thinking about you lately.’ 'Puhlease. You think about me as much as you do money in a birthday card.” — Maria Lewis Copy Share Image
“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Lindsay laughed. 'Good luck resetting Tyler's standards. He once gave me a birthday card that read "To my favourite nephew" on the… — Tara Eglington Copy Share Image
All three [of my grandkids] earn money around the house, and all three spend their own money. Now I've noticed that when… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
“That wasn’t being a kid, not the way the mainlander birthday cards meant, and after you’d been that you could never be… — Max Gladstone Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“You can’t be selfish. But we men-it’s a wonder we forget ourselves long enough to buy a birthday card. As for love...… — Tobias Wolff Copy Share Image
I saw a birthday card the other day, and it said, "If you didn't know how old you were, how old would… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Her blog was doing well, with thousands of unique visitors each month, and she was earning good speaking fees, and she had… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package… — Debby Ryan Copy Share Image
I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package… — Florence Welch Copy Share Image
I'm going back!" I shouted, standing to put some distance between us in case I was yanking her chain too hard and… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“That's the main thing I learned in that job - how to be a considerate coworker. Cover the phones for someone so… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I always knew that sooner or later there would come somebody like Woody Guthrie who could make a great song every week.… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
Be sure to incorporate your pooch into your daily activities to make her feel like a true family member. You can do… — Joyce Jillson Copy Share Image
I went to the little church in the country after ten years in the city. And part of my dream was to… — Barbara Brown Taylor Copy Share Image
There are times I think of us all and I wish we were back in second grade. Not really that young. But… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“MOTHER – By Ted Kooser Mid April already, and the wild plums bloom at the roadside, a lacy white against the exuberant,… — Ted Kooser Copy Share Image
“But this is where fact and fiction diverge, because Cecily and Zimmy did have a child, a son, Jeremy, who is my… — Vicky Zimmerman Copy Share Image
Nothing is more disappointing than a birthday card with no money inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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