Beer Quotes · Page 2

“So beer is our bread?”

— Garret Keizer

I like beer.

— Brett Kavanaugh

Beer is good food

— Rita Rudner

Draft beer, not people.

— Bob Dylan

“Beer now,bitch later.”

— Scott Lynch

Beer is nasty.

— Rob Gronkowski

Wine is like beer except different.

— George W. Bush

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin

Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.

— Curt Gowdy

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

— Steven Wright

You got your beer gog's on and I'm getting ass

— Hollywood Undead

I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Payday came and with it beer

— Rudyard Kipling

“precious supply of beer.”

— Jennifer Jensen Wallach

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

— Johnny Damon

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

— James Franco

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

— Homer Simpson

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

— Proverbs 31:6

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

— Rita Rudner

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

— Ernest Thesiger

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.

— Zakk Wylde

Sometimes it's just the beer and bikinis that get people to come and watch, but it's the competition that's keeping them there.

— Kerri Walsh

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't…

— Chris Pratt

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin…

— Edward Abbey

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home…

— Danny Brown

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

— Babe Ruth

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and…

— Ernest Hemingway

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my…

— Anna Faris

If you rise in life, you have to behave in a certain way. You can go to a strip club if you're…

— Charlie Munger

It says that alcoholism is a disease, and that it gets passed on from generation to generation. I've told my kids about…

— Nikki Sixx

You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But…

— Rudyard Kipling

A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer…

— John R. Rice

Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again,…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn't do the best possible job on the show, so I had…

— David Letterman

For all we know that English people are/ Fed upon beef - I won't say much of beer/ Because 'tis liquor only,…

— Lord Byron

I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring…

— Tammara Webber

Maybe this is my left-wing conspiracy theory, but the right has re-branded itself as kind of the everyman party: Who's the person…

— Morgan Neville

“Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder”

— Haresh Daswani

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

— Jimmy Buffett