In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Bastille Day to someone pretentious enough to know what the fuck that is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My historical knowledge of the French Revolution is based on 17 viewings of History of the World, Part I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille… — Blair Waldorf Copy Share Image
If you'd been a prisoner liberated from the Bastille, I'd have carefully considered your plight before alerting the authorities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“two white men were put on trial for a particularly gruesome set of murders in the French Congo; to celebrate Bastille Day,… — Adam Hochschild Copy Share Image
France has been struck on the day of her national holiday - the 14th of July, Bastille Day - the symbol of… — Francois Hollande Copy Share Image
This Bastille Day, let's pause to admire a country where leaders are celebrated for screwing hot models rather than impeached for ejaculating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That is indeed the best way to dumb down the masses: make them do the same thing over and over; let them… — Maude Julien Copy Share Image
I was in New York 9/11. Mark's [Wahlberg] from Boston, flew there immediately after. I was in Nice Bastille Day when the… — Peter Berg Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered going off the front, not the other way. After winning my seventh king-of-the-mountains title and winning a… — Richard Virenque Copy Share Image
“Here is everything I know about France: Madeline and Amelie and Moulin Rouge. The Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe, although… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Most of the crew were staying in Monaco. But my family and I were actually staying in Nice because I had my… — Jamie Dornan Copy Share Image
![“I was in New York 9/11. Mark's [Wahlberg] from Boston, flew there immediately after. I was in Nice Bastille Day when the truck drove through and killed all these people. It's the new reality, unfortunately. The idea of trying to explore how we process this kind of event, how we survive…” quote by Peter Berg](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/185/peter-berg-14447_bastille_i-was-in-new-york-9-11-mark-s-wahlberg-f_2093673.jpg)
![“Most of the crew were staying in Monaco. But my family and I were actually staying in Nice because I had my whole family there and we wanted a little more space and to stay in a hotel. The truth is we were asleep [when the attack Bastille Day terror happened] and woke up the next morning to it and…” quote by Jamie Dornan](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/4e3/jamie-dornan-5782_bastille_most-of-the-crew-were-staying-in-monaco_2585396.jpg)