Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Whoever teaches his son teaches not alone his son but also his son's son, and so on to the end of generations — Hebrew Proverb Copy Share Image
This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
As an olive tree does not lose its foliage in summer or winter, so Israel will never be lost, here or hereafter. — Joshua B Levi Talmudl Menachot Copy Share Image
I was bar mitzvahed at Beth Shalom, and I had trouble. I didn't quite get it all. — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
I'm the star of stage, screen, and television now, but I'm also available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs. — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Until he turned twelve, Nimrod was a shitty person. The kind of whiner that, if he wasn’t your best friend, you’d have… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And… — Joan Larkin Copy Share Image
My parents were Orthodox Jews but not very regular Orthodox Jews. I was bar mitzvahed and all that. But God was hardly… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father… — Lew Wasserman Copy Share Image
I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling.… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
When I was 13 and 14, there were a lot of jokes about my bar mitzvah and my grandparents, and then when… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I just had - we had instances - like, for instance, when I turned 13, she threw me a bar mitzvah. But… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I was one of those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I was bar mitzvahed, which was hard. I feel it was the hardest thing I ever had to do; harder than making… — Clara Mamet Copy Share Image
The fact is that people who strap bombs to their bodies to blow up families at a Bar Mitzvah in Israel, plant… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
I saw the most frightening, most depressing sight I had ever seen - a row of stores with Stars of David and… — Harpo Marx Copy Share Image
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I would be quite content to go to their children's bar mitzvahs, to marvel at their Gothic cathedrals, to 'respect' their belief… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Just to put that in some context, 1954 was the same year that From Here to Eternity won an Oscar. Swanson's manufactured… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
I've studied Kabbalah, as you know, for many years, so there are a lot of things I do that one would associate… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
A Bar Mitzvah is the time in his life when a Jewish boy realizes he has a better chance of owning a… — Jerry Reinsdorf Copy Share Image
My microphone skills were developed at a young age watching my dad on the microphone. My dad DJ'ed bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs,… — Enzo Amore Copy Share Image
I danced for, like, 11 years at bar mitzvahs and executive parties. I'm a professional energy producer. I produce energy, baby. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
“Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah.” — Gitty Daneshvari Copy Share Image
If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and… — Betsey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I know I am a child because I have been to more bar mitzvahs than funerals.” — Leigh Stein Copy Share Image
I found a fruitful world, because my ancestors planted it for me. Likewise I am planting for my children. -Talmud, Taanit 23a — Bible Copy Share Image
I'm a good Jewish boy from Edison, New Jersey, so I went and saw 'Fiddler on the Roof' because you have to:… — David Bryan Copy Share Image
For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Much of my music is inspired by what I heard at picnics and weddings and bar mitzvahs. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Sing and rejoice, daughter of Zion for, lo, I come, and will dwell in your midst. Declares the Lord. -Zechariah 2. 14 — Bible Copy Share Image
