An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Booze is my escape from reality,If your a drinker,You understand,I'm a Alcoholic. — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.” — Vish Patil Copy Share Image
Whenever I drink alcohol I'm alcoholic and whenever I drink fanta I'm fantastic …alah — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an… — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
“Randy stared into the glass he held in his hand, gazing into its cobra eyes. A double shot of thirty-year-old single malt… — Ted Magnuson Copy Share Image
“I tend to think the good outweighs the bad. Then again, I try to be a glass-half-full person. Although I stand by… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
My dad was a good man but an emotionally absent father, and so I had to look for that male attention somewhere… — Jim Hamilton Copy Share Image
My dad was a serious alcoholic, and ultimately, that's why he died. When you're a child of someone who struggled with things… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
“Oh, because you’re an alcoholic.” Only when I heard those words did it filter through my own denial. Only then did I… — David W Earle Copy Share Image
I believe I was born an addict, and alcoholic. The first time I drank alcohol, I just wanted more and more. During… — Ruben Castaneda Copy Share Image
When I hit Hollywood, it was full-blown. I was a party boy. It amazes me that I made it ... to be… — Leslie Jordan Copy Share Image
“He’s like that one extra slice of chocolate cake, another drink when you know you’ve already had too much, a hit—just a… — Vanessa Waltz Copy Share Image
I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis Copy Share Image
“Can I offer you a strong alcoholic beverage to help take the edge off being yourself?” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“What was not to love? She was a very sexy, sensuous woman. But, she was an alcoholic.” — David Gest Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time. — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If you’re an alcoholic or a drug addict, we flirt with death. We pull ourselves to the brink of destruction and if… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
If I didn't find out, or learn, that I was an alcoholic and I didn't take the 12 Steps of Recovery, I… — Harry Reems Copy Share Image
I don't believe I'm a recovering alcoholic - I'm someone who used to drink. AA comes from a religious movement and that… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“ ‘Ozzy, why do you drink so much? What’s the point?’ The right answer to that question was: because I’m an alcoholic;… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I think one of the myths is that people don't change. A lot of people believe that. Their spouse has been an… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal - it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
“Today is officially my first day of becoming an alcoholic. And this drink is making my soda very good—actually, no, I take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The world is like a giant Alcoholic whining day to day about what others are doing. Instead of of living harmoniously and… — B.L. Kennison Copy Share Image
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You are not an alcoholic or an addict. You are not incurably diseased. You have merely become dependent on substances or addictive… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
