“I was dating the same man over and over again, expecting a different relationship. Where's the sanity in that!?” — Grace W. Wroldson Copy Share Image
You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm homeless, and I'm an alcoholic. But I have a dream.' 'What's that?' 'I wanna go fishing.” — Brandon Stanton Copy Share Image
More than most people, the alcoholic leads a double life. He is very much the actor — Bill W Copy Share Image
I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break. — McLean Stevenson Copy Share Image
“one doesn't even think of the liver and if the liver doesn't think of us, that's fine.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
“we waste days like mad blackbirds and pray for alcoholic nights our silk-sick human smiles wrap around us like somebody else's confetti” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I remember, when I was about ten years old, working out that I would be thirty-six in the year 2000. It seemed… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
My father was an alcoholic. I come from a family of them, so it's genetic luck or malfunction that I've ended up… — Richard E. Grant Copy Share Image
I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“The world is like a giant Alcoholic whining day to day about what others are doing. Instead of of living harmoniously and… — B.L. Kennison Copy Share Image
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You are not an alcoholic or an addict. You are not incurably diseased. You have merely become dependent on substances or addictive… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
“Medical research has revealed that in about one-tenth of the population, the liver processes alcohol differently, releasing a chemical messenger that creates… — Kaylie Jones Copy Share Image
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“He’s like that one extra slice of chocolate cake, another drink when you know you’ve already had too much, a hit—just a… — Vanessa Waltz Copy Share Image
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
When I hit Hollywood, it was full-blown. I was a party boy. It amazes me that I made it ... to be… — Leslie Jordan Copy Share Image
I went public with the alcoholism, very early on... the early '70s. Mercedes McCambridge, the actress, I think was the first recognizable… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“One weekend it rained for 48 hours without stopping. The rain beat like bony fingers against the window panes. Tap. Tap. Tap.… — Alice Jamieson Copy Share Image
“At the lip of a cliff, I look out over Lake Superior, through the bare branches of birches and the snow-covered branches… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
“Yep, Gin and Brandi. Call me crazy, but naming your daughters after alcoholic beverages is just asking for trouble.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'm not just an alcoholic. I'm a -holic. Anything I do, I'm going to do to the extreme. — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. — Ron White Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. — Sue William Silverman Copy Share Image
Whenever I drink alcohol I'm alcoholic and whenever I drink fanta I'm fantastic …alah — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an… — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
“Can I offer you a strong alcoholic beverage to help take the edge off being yourself?” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“What was not to love? She was a very sexy, sensuous woman. But, she was an alcoholic.” — David Gest Copy Share Image
I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis Copy Share Image
I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time. — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
