Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic... — Gouravchauhan777 Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you. — Daniel Fried Copy Share Image
“As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.” — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd always thought that if I could get sober and stay sober, I would be able to have a career making music.… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
“My problem was not only drinking; it was selfishness. The booze was leading me to put myself ahead of others, especially my… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We're beginning to realize that drowsiness or sleep deprivation, fatigue, is beginning to outstrip alcohol as a cause of accidents in transportation,… — William C. Dement Copy Share Image
Waco was supposed to be a way for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and the Clinton administration to prove the… — Steve Stockman Copy Share Image
The preoccupation of the novelist: how to capture the living moments, was answered by the diary. You write while you are alive.… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Alcohol - once you drink it, it enters your bloodstream roughly in about an hour's time and begins to get processed. It… — Mikhail Varshavski Copy Share Image
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She thought the jimster (Jack Daniels) would cure whatever was wrong with her- whatever made her feel like she was in a… — Lucinda Rosenfeld Copy Share Image
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
In the United States all business not transacted over the telephone is accomplished in conjunction with alcohol or food, often under conditions… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Each child is poisoned by the society through teaching him ambition. Ambition is a poison far more dangerous than any alcohol can… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
The federal war on drugs is a total failure... The federal government's going in there and overriding state laws... Why don't we… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
I don't know if enjoy is the right word for alcohol. I like to drink, but I don't like enforced social drinking.… — Nick Tosches Copy Share Image
“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more… — Lilly Avalon Copy Share Image
“If you abandon your two glasses of wine, it is to show your children, your friends, and your society that your life… — Thich Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is radioactive too—at least the kind we drink. Rubbing alcohol usually isn’t, unless it was made organically—that is, from wood. In… — Richard A. Muller Copy Share Image
