Alcohol drinking Quotes

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

— Albert Einstein

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!

— Don Garlits

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

— Thomas Jefferson

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

— Charles Bukowski

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most…

— Thomas de Quincey

The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity.

— Abraham Lincoln

I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those…

— Abraham Lincoln

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly…

— H. L. Mencken

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

— W. C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

— Nancy Astor

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

— Paris Hilton

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

— Maya Angelou

I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

— Mark Oliver Everett

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

— N. F. Simpson

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

— Winston Churchill

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

— Edgar Allan Poe

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

— Oscar Levant

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton