“A nuclear test is not a nuclear test. It is an intelligence test.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
Never too absurd. You don't have to be mad to do something out of the ordinary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Whisper Factory is now hiring! Report your grandma for suspicious behavior and get PAID!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think the War on Terror is really absurd, especially coming from a country that is founded on terrorism. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Positiveness is a most absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
“I can't fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What an absurd notion that women have not intellectual and moral faculties sufficent for anything else but domestic concerns! — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
It's an unbelievable, absurd paradox that we have to put one step in front of the other every day without knowing which… — Chloe Benjamin Copy Share Image
I am a big fan of the Coen Brothers; I like their kind of absurd, dark approach. — Volker Bertelmann Copy Share Image
I constantly saw the false and the bad, and finally the absurd and the senseless, standing in universal admiration and honour. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
I think what human beings need is to be able to laugh at the absurd, hold on to ambiguity, and learn to… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
I had this perverse gravitation towards using a terrible cliché sandwiched in between absurd non-clichés because I thought it gave the cliché… — Paul Banks Copy Share Image
Small islands, not capable of protecting themselves, are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
If one lives in a country where racism is held valid and practiced in all ways of life eventually, no matter whether… — Chester Himes Copy Share Image
“...'Well, I think of you as a straight shooter, Sheriff, but one who can't stop lustin' after the goddamn ineffable.' "She said… — Robert Coover Copy Share Image
I like when things are completely absurd. I like when people take risks. I want to be able to challenge myself and… — Caroline Dhavernas Copy Share Image
As a little kid when I would watch 'Monty Python'... that would just blow me away because it was just so silly… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
To live and die amongst foreigners may seem less absurd than to live persecuted or tortured by one's fellow countrymen… But toemigrate… — John Berger Copy Share Image
In that daily effort in which intelligence and passion mingle and delight each other, the absurd man discovers a discipline that will… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
You might sit at your computer, thinking you own and control your own ideas but it doesn't take long before you realize… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The public has always, and in every age, been badly brought up. They are continually asking Art to be popular, to please… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Many years later when I began training as a plastic surgeon, I understood something that I had not that day in the… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
We have now got what seems to be definite proof that an X ray which spreads out in a spherical form from… — Henry Moseley Copy Share Image
Men are not philosophers, but are rather very foolish children, who, by reason of their partiality, see everything in the most absurd… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Boxing always was corrupt and always will be corrupt. The three world champion's belts really are absurd. One single association would make… — Lennox Lewis Copy Share Image
“The theater of the absurd represented a contrast to realistic theater. Its aim was to show the lack of meaning in life… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
When people accept futility and the absurd as normal, the culture is decadent. — Jacques Barzun Copy Share Image
“There is nothing how-so-ever absurd which is not defended by some theologian.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no hope for any speculation that does not look absurd at first glance. — Niels Bohr Copy Share Image
