Don't listen to them, all of this talk is absurd and she is mine and I am hers. — Aaron Fresh Copy Share Image
“To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
It is as absurd to argue men, as to torture them, into believing. — John Henry Newman Copy Share Image
It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion. — Anatole France Copy Share Image
Hereditary succession to the magistracy is absurd, as it tends to make a property of it; it is incompatible with the sovereignty… — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
I agree that it's absurd to call a category of music 'female-fronted metal,' because if you look at Otep or Epica or… — Alissa White-Gluz Copy Share Image
“I don't understand models. They starve to stay thin so that they can feed themselves..” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials…I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Firing off 1,000 or 500 or 2,000 nuclear warheads on a few minutes' consideration has always struck me as an absurd way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My ballsack contains Future People. I’m holding a Meet ‘N’ Greet this Saturday in Branson.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
One of society's absurd delusions is that the spending of money can cure something. — Vernon Howard Copy Share Image
The book of Genesis, a farrago of nonsense so wholly absurd that even Sunday-school scholars have to be threatened with Hell to… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Theater is such an absurd thing. It should be made fun of. But it's also produced some of the most beautiful things… — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
Schiff has pre-scripted a televised production titled 'The Impeachment Inquiry Against President Trump.' The story would likely be deemed too absurd and… — Kayleigh McEnany Copy Share Image
I don't believe any person looking for work is fearful of political judgment. Government is a large institution, and if they believe… — Jan Brewer Copy Share Image
“When principles are so absurd and so destructive of human society, it may safely be averred, that the more sincere and the… — David Hume Copy Share Image
Cities, like dreams, are made of desires and fears, even if the thread of their discourse is secret, their rules are absurd,… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
I trust Angela Merkel, she is a very open person. She is also subject to certain constraints and limitations. But she is… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
And if that's what the American people want, then that's what the policy should be, of course. But the idea that anything… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
We have to understand ourselves as a part of the narrative of evolution. And evolution never stops. The notion that human evolution… — Robert Neelly Bellah Copy Share Image
Deep, dark unearthly black. I hadn't told anyone yet, but the color kept streaking across my mind at the oddest moments. When… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
You can't come in smugly and with great self satisfaction and say 'Oh it's torture, and therefore it's no good.' Is it… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
And yet ... But what if ... I want to do something impossible. Something astounding and unheard of. I want to scrub… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
The Theatre of the Absurd has renounced arguing about the absurdity of the human condition; it merely presents it in being -… — Martin Esslin Copy Share Image
It is absurd to say that our country can issue $30,000,000 in bonds and not $30,000,000 in currency. Both are promises to… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Absurd, irreducible; nothing — not even a profound and secret delirium of nature — could explain it. Obviously I did not know… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Children, by nature, are keen, passionate and curious. What was referred to as laziness is often merely an awakening of sensitivity, a… — Octave Mirbeau Copy Share Image
It is absurd to say that the age of miracles is past. It has not yet begun. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
If you find life absurd, shouldn’t you find death precisely meaningful? — Harry Mulisch Copy Share Image