“I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. (In the whole wide room)… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“BRET She looked like a Parisian river.. JEMAINE What, dirty? BRET She looked like a chocolate eclair.. JEMAINE That's rare. BRET Her… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“JEMAINE Lisa? BRET Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah. JEMAINE But she works in the croissant shop. BRET… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch." ” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape, love sometimes… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company i'm just… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“BRET The bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettes As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of songs... JEMAINE… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks It's business, it's business time” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. (In the whole wide room) And when… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“BRET She looked like a Parisian river.. JEMAINE What, dirty? BRET She looked like a chocolate eclair.. JEMAINE That's rare. BRET Her eyes were… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“JEMAINE Lisa? BRET Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah. JEMAINE But she works in the croissant shop. BRET Yeah, she's… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“The humans are dead(I see that they're dead) The humans are dead(I'm glad that they're dead) It had to be done(I've just confirmed that… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With traces of… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
