Life Quote by Zach Taylor

Success in life is my game. I collect as many coins as possible, rescue the princess, and climb the stairs to the next level.

— Zach Taylor

I just wrote all over my penis. I can't wait to get in another argument so I can put words in your mouth.

— Zach Taylor

It takes 17 muscles for a human to smile. So it doesn't necessarily mean you're happy when you smile, it means you're strong.

— Zach Taylor

It is great to have options. But too many options can overwhelm you and sometimes even paralyze you to the point that you are…

— Zach Taylor

Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener.

— Zach Taylor

It doesn't always pay to tell the truth, but it always costs to tell a lie. Most people will go their entire lives without…

— Zach Taylor

I promise you the biggest mistake you can make is to crush the ones that love you with all that they have. They won't…

— Zach Taylor

She said he's just a lump of coal. She put the weight of the world on his shoulders. Then she threw him in the…

— Zach Taylor

The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire.

— Zach Taylor

I quote myself.

— Zach Taylor

In the future...you're already dead. But today, you're alive. So make the most of it and go out and do the things you want…

— Zach Taylor

I love these moments...The moments where you can actually see that you're wasting your life. The moments when no one can make you feel…

— Zach Taylor