Camping Quote by Yvonne Prinz

“Think positive. Tomorrow you’re off to camp! After orientation, you’ve got your date—” “It’s not a date!” I protested. “It’s just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!”…

— Rick Riordan

“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of…

— Jarod Kintz

“-It's a date. -Good. And baby ? -Yeah ? -You're not sleeping alone tonight.”

— Kristen Proby

“It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [...] So your mom thinks we're ma-- Uh, dating?”

— Anna Banks

“Several months later, I met the man I would later marry. As my mom got to know this last boyfriend, she accepted his kindness…

— Charles Benedict

“Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.”

— W.C. Fields

“I don’t get camping. “Hey, want to burn a couple of vacation days sleeping on the ground outside? Chances are you’ll wake up freezing…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Dating is poetry. Marriage is a novel. There are times, maybe years, that are all exposition.”

— Ada Calhoun

“Technically, even on inspection, it was against camp rules for two campers of the opposite sex to be ... like, alone in a cabin.”

— Rick Riordan

“...my mother took a younger man as a lover. They spent all day in her boudoir, festering in each other's company.”

— Tash Aw

“It’s funny how when you are dying, you still fight for the upper hand. You want to pick the terms; you want to choose…

— Jodi Picoult

“your mum for a weekend or overnight.”

— Amanda Prowse