Bad idea Quote by Yung Joc

Everyone had their own machete. Because that's how you cut grass in Africa. There were no lawn mowers. We had to tend our own…

— Kemi Badenoch

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

— Cake

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

— Joe Teti

It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Worry is rust upon the blade.

— Henry Ward Beecher

Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach.

— Nikhil Saluja

Machinery is aggressive. The weaver becomes a web, the machinist a machine. If you do not use the tools, they use you. All tools…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth

— Tom Clancy

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

— Jim Gaffigan

Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands…

— Richard Proenneke

Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt.

— Tom Colicchio

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

— Jerry Coleman

If my only tool is a hammer, then every problem is a nail.

— Sholem Asch