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“Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.”

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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

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It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.

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Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

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You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

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Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

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Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

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Love is just a chocolate substitute.

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Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

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I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.

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My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

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Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not…

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The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.

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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I…

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Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

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Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

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Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

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