Quote by Yakov Smirnoff Download Open image ““In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!”” — Yakov Smirnoff ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
“If you knew when your last day of life was going to be, it was the best place to spend your last night on… — Kenneth Eade Copy Share Image
“Do you know where to find a party or something?” “I’m Adrian Ivashkov,” I declared. “The parties find me.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Dig your nails deep enough into the back of a Soviet, and eventually you'll find a Russian.” — Magnus Flyte Copy Share Image
“In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“I hate vodka. It is the second worst thing to have come out of Russia, after communism - which isn't Russian anyway, Karl Marx… — Param Vyas Copy Share Image
If the Soviet Union let another political party come into existence, they would still be a one-party state, because everybody would join the other… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Americans talked about voters the same way Russians talked about Stalin. They had to be obeyed.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“As the old saying went in the Soviet Union, “They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.” — Stefan Molyneux Copy Share Image
“Just remember, there comes a time when the party isn’t a party anymore; it’s your life.” — Doug Cooper Copy Share Image
I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
