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“You realize how many times you have to wet your thumb when you're counting out a million?" "You're shitting me. They must have a…

— John Godey

“We stood silent. After a moment I said, "Real Geniuses never think they're geniuses." "Who says?" "Me." "Because why?" "Because genius is nine-tenths perspiration.…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

People doing rhymes that are nonsense - nothing can make me laugh like that.

— Neal Brennan

“If I take a finger and touch you, you won't even know you've been tapped. If I take two fingers, you will know that…

— Dorothy Height

If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much.

— Nikola Tesla

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well,…

— James Patterson

“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can…

— Robyn Schneider

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to…

— Eminem

Think, just blink and I made...a million rhymes. Just imagine if you blinked...a million times. Damn, I'd be paid...I got it made.

— Special Ed

“I plunked down on the couch beside him. "I don't have any accomplishments of any kind. I'm stupid and boring. I don't have any…

— Janet Evanovich

That little dance your thumbs dowhen you don't know how to answer to a text.

— Anonymous

Rhyme is cool again. It's because of hip-hop. Bless you, hip-hop.

— Gene Weingarten