Quote by Wu Tang

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out!

— Cedric The Entertainer

His tenacity is unmatched in my opinion. Incredible how someone could have suffered that long and come back out of prison with such a…

— Maurice Ashley

One of my best moments was getting a constituent out of jail in Morocco, by which of course I mean I got him released…

— Ann Widdecombe

We all have that one friend that you can honestly see in jail one day.

— Anonymous

If Mike Tyson is in your courtroom and you don't send him to jail, it's an injustice. Everyone knows he's a bad guy. So…

— Mike Tyson

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and…

— Mark Twain

“The uncertainty wore on him. The conditions in jail--the handcuffs, the noise, the filth, the crowding--mangled his senses. It's likely that, if one must…

— Michael Finkel

“He who has never tasted jail Lives well within the legal pale, While he who's served a heavy sentence Renews the racket, not repentance.”

— Ogden Nash

In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged.

— Dennis Rodman

Well, there's a bright side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big campaign contributor to…

— Jay Leno

My little cousin Jimmy told me in jail he was a drag queen.

— Master P

He was removed from jail and placed in a place for the insensitive and insane.

— Johnny Cash