"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come……" — Woody Allen
"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips."
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434 Quotes by Woody Allen
Woody Allen has 434 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
- I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
- I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
- If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
- Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
More Andersons Quotes
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- Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead — Beavis And Butthead