Remote control Quote by Wiz Khalifa

I dont smoke weed anymore. Ill leave it to the kids. Im 27 with a business to run and I need to be alert…

— Kid Cudi

I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song.

— Brad Nowell

Weed. Why cant we all just get a bong?

— Ashley Rosales

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote

— Green Monk

If I was meant to be controlled,I would have came with a remote.

— Anonymous

I'm a smoker, my name is Snoop Dogg, and I'm a stoner.

— Snoop Dogg

If I wanted to be Controlled I would have came with a Remote.

— Nishan Panwar

You can catch a buzz off me from smoking the reazin off my bong.

— Twiztid

If at first you don't succed take a hit from the bong and toke some weed…

— Keezo Pee

That bong that's on the table starts to call my name, I take a hit and zone out again, I'll be paranoid and hungry…

— Offspring

Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get…

— Frank Zappa

I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.

— James Franco