Quote by William Shakespeare
““What, are there masques? Hear you me, Jessica: Lock up my doors; and when you hear the drum And the vile squealing of the wry-neck'd fife, Clamber not you up to the casements then, Nor thrust your head into the public street To gaze on Christian fools with varnish'd faces, But stop my house's ears, I mean my casements: Let not the sound of shallow foppery enter ””
![“But your lordship knows very well that I am not attached to the soil in a vulgar manner, like a serf. Still, I have a feeling about it; [with growing agitation] and I am not ashamed of it; and [rising wildly] by God, if this goes on any longer I will fling my cassock to the devil, and take arms…” quote by George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f27/george-bernard-shaw-68_quote_but-your-lordship-knows-very-well-that-i_2442811.jpg)
![“Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping…” quote by Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d8f/douglas-adams-122_inspirational_oh-freddled-gruntbuggly-thy-micturitions_3094246.jpg)
