Running for office Quote by William Least Heat Moon

“Barney spotted our neighbor's lawn, where he promptly took care of his business. There I was, the former president of the United States, with…

— George W. Bush

“Speaker Boehner.” (John Boehner had been the Speaker of the House until he was forced out in a Tea Party putsch in 2011.)”

— Michael Wolff

“ Tickler : I hate novelties. Is the prosecution mania about to subside, think you? Now-a-days, every word is said to be actionable. You…

— John Wilson

The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of…

— Charles Dickens

“Truman charged that Republicans were "Wall Street reactionaries," "gluttons of privilege," "bloodsuckers," and "plunderers." GOP legislators in the 80th Congress, he said, were "tools…

— James T. Patterson

“Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer, (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terribly bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch. President?”

— Douglas Adams

“Ailes had a suggestion: “Speaker Boehner.” (John Boehner had been the Speaker of the House until he was forced out in a Tea Party…

— Michael Wolff

Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I…

— Bill Maher

“He called me a very clever girl and gave me a pat on the head. Then he sternly forbade me from doing so and…

— Aja Raden

“Another guy came in, and he said he was quitting his job at the Research Laboratory; said anything a scientist worked on was sure…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“The silly ass had left the kitchen door open, and I hadn't gone two steps when his voice caught me squarely in the eardrum.…

— P G Wodehouse

“My name is Earwig Dungeon. I come from Wichita, Kansas. My mom and I used to own a restaurant where we served human flesh.…

— Rob Reger