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Speaking in tongues Quote by Will Self

“After all, the Church had murdered itself, as with every decade more and more depressed dubiousness crept into its synods and convocations, until speaking in tongues, it beat its own skull in at the back of the vestry. Divorcees and devil-worshippers, schismatics, sodomites and self murderers…” quote by Will Self
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““After all, the Church had murdered itself, as with every decade more and more depressed dubiousness crept into its synods and convocations, until speaking in tongues, it beat its own skull in at the back of the vestry. Divorcees and devil-worshippers, schismatics, sodomites and self murderers -- they were all the same for the impotent figures who stood in the pulpit and peered down at pitiful congregations, their numbers winnowed out by satellite television and interest-free credit.””

Will Self

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Book of Dave by Will Self, 2006

The church has become self‑destructive, losing relevance as its members dwindle and its authority erodes.

In simple terms: The church is killing itself and losing followers.

Key Takeaway

Recognize institutional decay and seek renewal.

Themes

religion decline authority media economics

Mood

cynical critical satirical

Type

observational satirical

When to use this quote

  • parishioner disengagement
  • media influence
  • financial pressure
  • social alienation

Key Concepts

institutional decay cultural criticism satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What signs of institutional decay do you observe?
  • How can communities revitalize waning institutions?
A Different Perspective

The quote exaggerates for effect; not all churches are in decline.

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