"The stork is voiceless because there is really……" — Will Cuppy

"The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say."

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31 Quotes by Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking.…
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we…
As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just…
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct…
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and…
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I…
A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have…
The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head,…

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This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth… — Pietro Aretino
Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento

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