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“Hatshepsut has been called the first great woman of history. She simply appointed herself King of Egypt and that was all there was to…

— Will Cuppy

“Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.”

— Will Cuppy

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

— Will Cuppy

[Footnote:] Pliny the Elder described a Whale called "Balaena or Whirlpool, which is so long and broad as to take up more in length…

— Will Cuppy

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

— Will Cuppy

Even as a child back in Indiana, whenever I took a Butterbelly off the hook I used to ask myself, "Does this fish think?"…

— Will Cuppy

“Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities for wreaking havoc and destruction…

— Will Cuppy

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of…

— Will Cuppy

“The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.”

— Will Cuppy

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

— Will Cuppy

“All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.”

— Will Cuppy

[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more passive than the male, who is relatively katabolic and…

— Will Cuppy