"You can fool some of the people some……" — W.C. Fields

You can fool some of the people some of the time --… - W.C. Fields

"You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living."

— W.C. Fields

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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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More Atheism Quotes

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A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from… — Aristotle
To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
It is not the Head but the Heart that is the Seat of Atheism. — Mary Astell
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion. — Francis Bacon
Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God. — Francis Bacon
I had rather believe all the Fables in the Legend, and the Talmud, and the Alcoran, than that this universal… — Francis Bacon
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased… — Francis Bacon
You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God. — Tammy Faye Bakker
People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery,… — Mikhail Bakunin
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the… — Douglas Adams
Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves. — Brigitte Bardot
Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. — Edward Abbey

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